Yes, it is true, it shames me to say that I blog myself because nobody ever visits my blog. Sometimes I sit in front of my computer and stare into the mysterious beyond wishing that I had a better life then to sit and eat whole bags of chips. They aren't even name brand chips!! How lame can someone get? Sniff, I cant even get a doggone girlfriend. Even girls in pictures look disgusted in me. I don't know why though, I am rather handsome. I also speak fluent Vulcan. What girl in their right mind would want to not date a guy who speak fluent Vulcan. Oh well. Life is a mysterious vortex, one that has all of us swirling toward certain destruction. But until then, I will not let this thing of off brand stale chips disheartin my attempt at world domination. Heh heh heh.
The Mad Blogger.
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