Part 2 of my adventures

Good morning dear readers and faithful followers of this humble blog. Last week I started to explain why I hadn't blogged for so long, we'll resume this conversation and tale of unbelievable things. I left you, the reader, just as I was gagging at the sight of Michael Jackson plastic nose. "Well, well, well, what do we have here?" He said with his high pitch voice. His nose jiggled. I looked around to see if there was a plausible escape route. There wasn't. "Oh don't bother brother, this place is about as sealed as the area 51." He commented as he circled my chair. "So, world domination huh? He asked. Please, how can a wimp such as you be wanting world domination?" His nose grinned evilly at me. "Well, brother, nobody can have world domination, not even I, king of POP". He sat down in a chair across from me. "I tried mine you and came close to it. But just like my buddy Elvis Presley, the world got tired of me and I had to fake my death before it became an actual death." His nose nodded sadly to this and sniffed rather loudly. "So- He continued - which comes to the reason why I brought you here. To show you world domination is not what you think it is." He stood up and suddenly the ropes that tied me down disappeared. "Get up." He told me. I did what I was told and he pointed to a door that wasn't there to begin with. "It's time to learn the truth. Now go thru the door." He said to me. I walked ever so slowly to the door. The door itself was dark blue and wood chipped. There was some old stains all over it. I reached my hand out to turn the old dented metal door knob. I opened the door and walked through. The sun was bright and the weather was wonderful. There was a slight breeze rustling through the trees nearby and the grass was green and soft. I liked down at myself and gasped. My clothes was torn and splattered with mud and my feet was bare and bloody, like I ran miles upon miles over Sharp rocks. I heard a sudden shout behind me and I turned and cold chills ran down my spine like cold ice water.

Well, as again I must go for now but I will continue this story of what happened to me. Until then. Good bye


-The Mad Blogger

A long and exciting journey of unfathomable tales

Dear readers, sorry for not blogging as daily as possible but I have a logical explanation. You see, as I was on my journey across the world for world domination, when I was brutishly kidnapped. All I was doing was handing out pamphlets at those nice and family friendly camps in Germany. Those places are wonderful. Full of families that learn how to work together. Even though the counselers are rather strict. Anyhow, I was handing out a pamphlet to the kids when I was hit in the head with something hard and was knocked unconscious. Much later I woke up to darkness and thought I was dead. Come to find out it was just a bag over my dead. After what seems like years the bag which was covering my head was whipped off. I stared into a bright light and saw Jesus. I blinked several more times and my eyes focused and I gasped. It was not possible. It was unbelievable! Instead of seeing Jesus, I was face to face with Michael Jackson. My jaw dropped with mix feelings of horror and thoughts of apocalypse. He smiled and his nose waved at me. I loo....oh look at the time. I must go for now but I will continue this story on the next post. Until next time.


The Mad Blogger.

My Pledge

It has been brought to my attention that there has been a lot of black mailing going on behind the scenes of this so called blog of Mr.Andrews. He has been threatening his readers that if they don't subscribe to his blog of discombobulated subliminal posts that he will charge extra when they come to pay calls to his office. I know, I know, free health care is the best health care but look what you have to do to get it. Shrinking in the corner to afraid to do anything unless you want to pay a ungodly amount of Mula. Well, my faithful readers and potential followers, the question has been put forward, what is in it for you if you join me and my blog of gloriousness? First of all, when I become world dominater, I will grant free health care everywhere! For old and middle age. Yes the younger ones will have to work for it. It is the only way to get them off the behinds and work. Second of all, all food everywhere is will be cut 50% off the original price! And last but not least, all McDonald's will be shut down and never be opened again. The times of being over weight is over!! Not that I'm saying being big is wrong but come on, it wouldn't hurt for all of us to lose some pounds don't you think? These, my friends, are my propositions. And I will be willing to listen to you, the readers and followers of my blog, for suggestions that can make this world a better place. Please, follow me and you will not regret it! Thank you, thank you.

The Mad Blogger.

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This Is War.

It has been brought to my attention of a notorious blog that has been spreading falseness to innocent readers who doesn't know any better. So therefore I, the greatest Blogger, will enlighten you, the readers and lowly servents to my cause, on this disgusting blogger lies. It is propaganda! An outrageous act of rebellion! It is a attempt to throw me of the throne of world domination! So don't listen to this blasphemous zealous rebel! My blog is, and will always be, the best blog ever!! So come to my dear readers and you shall never be the same again!! And together we. Shall. Prosper!!!!! And I will have world domination!!!

-The Mad Blogger

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The vote has been made and the decision has been decided!

Yes, it has been decided. Just look at the poll fellow readers and you will see what the jury has said. Mritim, you have been voted guilty of having to much free time and now you must pay the price. So get your wallet ready and take your wife out to a lovely restaurant! Then get back to posting on my awesome blog. Remember, world domination is a must!!!


The mad Blogger

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You Decide!

It has come to my attention that there is a vote to be had, a vote that is important to this world. What should Mritim do with his free time? You, The readers are to decide!! Please leave your vote on the Poll to the right of this post!! Remember, world domination starts with propaganda.

The Mad Blogger

Bravo Mritim!

Thank you mritim for the enlightening comments that you have done! They have brought tears of joy into my eyes. For those who don't know what I am talking about, just read the comments on "the things you see in the hospital bathrooms". Once more, thank you mritim!

The mad Blogger

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