Dear readers, sorry for not blogging as daily as possible but I have a logical explanation. You see, as I was on my journey across the world for world domination, when I was brutishly kidnapped. All I was doing was handing out pamphlets at those nice and family friendly camps in Germany. Those places are wonderful. Full of families that learn how to work together. Even though the counselers are rather strict. Anyhow, I was handing out a pamphlet to the kids when I was hit in the head with something hard and was knocked unconscious. Much later I woke up to darkness and thought I was dead. Come to find out it was just a bag over my dead. After what seems like years the bag which was covering my head was whipped off. I stared into a bright light and saw Jesus. I blinked several more times and my eyes focused and I gasped. It was not possible. It was unbelievable! Instead of seeing Jesus, I was face to face with Michael Jackson. My jaw dropped with mix feelings of horror and thoughts of apocalypse. He smiled and his nose waved at me. I loo....oh look at the time. I must go for now but I will continue this story on the next post. Until next time.
The Mad Blogger.
I am sooooo glad you are back with us! You poor thing! Did they hurt you?? Did you see any more celebrities....was Elvis there? How about Princess Di?? Maybe Vestell Goodman? I know their all alive and out there somewhere avoiding the paparazzi!!
ReplyDeleteSo good to hear from you Mad Booger!