My Pledge

It has been brought to my attention that there has been a lot of black mailing going on behind the scenes of this so called blog of Mr.Andrews. He has been threatening his readers that if they don't subscribe to his blog of discombobulated subliminal posts that he will charge extra when they come to pay calls to his office. I know, I know, free health care is the best health care but look what you have to do to get it. Shrinking in the corner to afraid to do anything unless you want to pay a ungodly amount of Mula. Well, my faithful readers and potential followers, the question has been put forward, what is in it for you if you join me and my blog of gloriousness? First of all, when I become world dominater, I will grant free health care everywhere! For old and middle age. Yes the younger ones will have to work for it. It is the only way to get them off the behinds and work. Second of all, all food everywhere is will be cut 50% off the original price! And last but not least, all McDonald's will be shut down and never be opened again. The times of being over weight is over!! Not that I'm saying being big is wrong but come on, it wouldn't hurt for all of us to lose some pounds don't you think? These, my friends, are my propositions. And I will be willing to listen to you, the readers and followers of my blog, for suggestions that can make this world a better place. Please, follow me and you will not regret it! Thank you, thank you.

The Mad Blogger.

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