The Art of World Domination

If you have ever wondered about world domination and what it means then you have come to the right place. Ever since I was a Little baby I thought about taking over the World. Not any one can take over the world you know. It's a talent that has to be given, sort've like the talent of playing the piano, or being good at fixing cars, you gotta have that touch. The special touch that allows you to do anything with your talent. Its the touch of crazyness. Yes, for one to control the World they need a hint of pure evil crazyness. Just look at Hitler for Example. But he didn't last long becuase he was mostly evil and crazy and just plain STUPID. If that offended any of you Hitler lovers then....I'm not sorry. Anyways back on track, After having a hint of crazyness you need to be cool and likeable to all age groups. check that off for me cause I got that DOWN!! mawhahaha!! cough, cough....sorry. So we have crazyness, coolness, and Being a genius. Yes, I have to admit I am a World domination genius. Back to Hitler, that was another reason why he didn't last. He was a bitter old man-and he was ugly-that just wanted things his own way. Duh, bitter is not a good thing to have when your trying to take over the world. Cause then you starting getting rid the of the things you don't like and then people stop thinking your cool and try to get rid of you. So to recap the simple steps you need to become a world dominator is:

*That special mix of pure evil crazyness
*Not being stupid
*Have to be a HANDSOME BEAST!!!!
*Gotta have brains-genius-
*And no bitterness

If you have all of the above down pat then you are a potential World Dominator. But since you most likely don't and never will I will just have to take the role.....no offence. MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-The Mad Blogger